WHY THE MISERABILIST?

2016 happened!

We woke to the news that a real-life walking, talking, overweight sphincter with teeth had been elected to the highest office upon this newly-designated flat earth, in the very same year that the ever-sagacious Grate British public had voted to keep 200,000,000 Turks from moving into their streets and taking their jobs.

So, let us trudge wearily together under a black cloud of resigned despair at the fate of our planet and the self-obsessed, thoughtless or money-grubbing inhabitants that trample all over it.

It can’t get much better than this.

No, it really can’t…